Jose Bautista

A big argument I am seeing for the Mariners signing Ichiro is that it would be fun. After all, most don’t think the Mariners are going to win in 2018, so why not be fun. If that is your actual argument, then why not kick it up a notch and sign the king of fun, Jose Bautista ?
After all, if you don’t care about winning, why not go for the brash style and long home runs of Bautista? He isn’t going to demand a multi-year deal. He would cost peanuts for the team to acquire. Why should Ichiro be an option, but Jose Bautista is a hard pass?
After all, Bautista is just a year removed from a season where he slashed .234/.366/.452 with 22 homers in 116 games. He still walks a lot, and actually graded out as straight average in RF in over 1200 innings in 2017 (don’t know how).
Yes he is old. So is Ichiro. Yes he isn’t that good anymore. Neither is Ichiro. Sure, with Ichiro you get to relive the teams glorious years of 1 playoff appearance in Ichiro’s 10 years. But with Jose Bautista, you might get more of this:
No, Jose Bautista doesn’t make a lot sense. But he makes just as much sense as Ichiro does.