Ranking the Mariners by Baseball Beards

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Mandatory Credit: Kelvin Kuo-USA TODAY Sports


I haven’t quite decided yet if Elvis Andrus looks more like Abraham Lincoln, or King Tut, but either way, those facial locks are getting long. I particularly like the way he doesn’t let it climb up his face, but rather lets it hang off of his jaw like messy spaghetti. Prince Fielder had a lot of potential to bring to the Rangers’ beard-pen, but he’s keeping it short for some reason. Also, I’d love to see him bring those dreadlocks back.

Grade: B- (Fielder needs to step up his game)