Mariners Roundtable: Which M’s would make the best politicians?

Ben Garza – @Beniitec

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There is no one that I’d rather see run for president than King Felix Hernandez. Felix brought the entire Mariners organization out to welcome him to the building when he pledged his allegiance to the organization. He did so because he was thankful that the organization and the city gave him the opportunity to develop his craft and pitch in the Major Leagues. The red carpet was rolled out for the regal young man the fans have dubbed the King. His loyal fans come in droves to watch him pitch and even wear yellow shirts in honor of his royalty. And a few that are selected are able to feast on turkey legs in celebration of the majestic King on days when his court is in session.

And who better to add to the ticket as his running mate than Kyle Seager? Kyle Seager who can stand up to the opposition with his cool calm swagger like he stood up to Jered Weaver last year. Kyle calmly put up his hand to the umpire and then gestured and shouted at Weaver that he wasn’t ready yet. Kyle won’t put up with anyone’s garbage. Then when Weaver hit him he calmly tossed his bat and jogged to first base as he knew Weaver’s day was over. Seager won that battle without a swing of his mighty bat. And just when you think you can beat Seager with a curve ball he will deposit that opinion in the center field bleachers for a fan to take home as a souvenir. Vote for Hernandez and Seager in 2016!

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