Matthias KullowatzMatthias Kullowatz

I teach stats at Portland State University, infusing Mariner stats into quizzes as often as possible. I enjoy both playing and watching most sports that include a ball. When I'm not in a classroom or on a court somewhere, you might find me out at local pub trivia nights, or karaoke-ing some Beatles.

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Mariners Replace Vargas with…Vargas?

Hidden underneath the Felix Hernandez hullabaloo, one might not have noticed that the Mariners signed lefty Joe Saunders to a one-year deal worth in the neighborhood of $6M, possibly with an option for…Read More

Kings Cost More

Update: The extension, according to ESPN, is for $135.5M over five years. So Felix is under contract for the next 7 seasons at $175M, as originally reported. I find the Felix extension—if it’s…Read More

Vegas Odds and the Mariners

If you want to look at your team’s chances of winning, sometimes the best place to go is Vegas. After all, Sports Books wouldn’t still be around if they got it wrong all the time. I have listed all…Read More

The Manly Kelly Shoppach

It appears as though Kelly Shoppach is just a physical exam away from being the Mariners’ (probable) starting catcher. The thing I remember most about Kelly Shoppach is his manliness. As I noted…Read More

Steroids and Runs: Correlation or Causation?

It’s not like we as fans are ignorant to the use of performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs). We didn’t necessarily need another scandal to reaffirm our suspicions. But that’s what we got. I’m not here…Read More

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The Value of OBP and Slugging

It is often said that a team with little power needs to go get it. As in, get more power. I have no…Read More

Hard to Spin Mariners Trade Positively

The Mariners traded John Jaso for an old friend in Michael Morse, except Jaso went to Oakland because…Read More

Qualifying Offers and the Mariners

Formerly, when a player hit free agency, the Elias Sports Bureau categorized him in one of three ways…Read More

Justin Upton Dislikes Coffee?

As far as I know: 1) The Diamondbacks are still shopping Justin Upton. 2) The Diamondbacks lost a major…Read More

Designated Hero

I wrote this article here originally for my own blog last January after, once again, Edgar Martinez…Read More

Nick Swisher: More like Bread, Less like Wine

The more I look into the data, the more proof I get that players just don’t do all that well into…Read More

How much is too much for Hamilton?

The Mariners are somewhat likely to land Josh Hamilton or Nick Swisher in the next 168 hours. There…Read More

The Mariners and the Win Curve

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Shoring up the Rotation

Joel summed up the rotation pretty well last week, and while any report about the M’s pitching should…Read More

Elite Pitchers and WAR

Many players began this off-season with no contract. Many of those players are starting pitchers. Starting…Read More

Golden Mariners?

As per the Mariners official twitter account…. Brendan Ryan and Dustin Ackley are in the running…Read More

Mariners Leave Two Behind

As per the Seattle Times, the Mariners bought out Miguel Olivo’s $3M option for $750K, and have sadly…Read More

Mariners Awards: Like You’ve Never Seen Them

We’ve obsessed ourselves with league-wide MVPs, Cy Youngs and Rookie of the Years for long enough…Read More

A-Rod and Slumps: A Former Mariner’s Non-story

Inspired by the recent controversy surrounding the play of former Mariner, Alex Rodriguez, I did some…Read More

Ending the Season with Colors

We looked on this season as Michael Saunders figured out how to be a valuable major league player; how…Read More