YU DARVISH GET EXCITED!

I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT YU DARVISH I’VE DECIDED TO DO THIS ENTIRE POST USING ONLY CAPS. SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF WE GOT DARVISH? I HAVE NO IDEA.

SERIOUSLY CAPS!  SERIOUSLY, DARVISH!

OH, WAIT. NO ONE KNOWS WHO WON THE BID? SO WE DON’T KNOW IF THE MARINERS GOT YU DARVISH?

SO, WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IS OVER REACTING?

WAIT, YOU ARE SAYING THIS IS TWO DAYS LATE AND EVERYONE HAS ALREADY STOPPED OVERREACTING?

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CRAP…

Topics: Yu Darvish

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  • maqman

    i prefer to be low key and hope he goes elsewhere. fielder makes more sense but i hope he follows darvish.

  • maqman

    i prefer to be low key and hope he goes elsewhere. fielder makes more sense but i hope he follows darvish.