Irrational Angry Ranting
By Editorial Staff
Player: Ezequiel Carrera
Traded: For Russell Branyan
9th Inning Today: Leadoff double
Impact: Meh.
Player: Asdrubal Cabrera
Traded: For half a season of a platooned Eduardo Perez
9th Inning Today: Reached on FC/E5
Impact: Ruh-roh, Raggy.
Player: Shin-Soo Choo
Traded: For Ben Broussard
9th Inning Today: Ding-dong!
Impact: Mariners Baseball. Ready to Play!
Hey, on a side note: Awesome vulcher, Chris Perez!